i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
