Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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