Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
it's like iHOP with fire
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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