Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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