love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
