And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Did I show you my penis last night?
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you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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