Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize