Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I have so many feelings about this burrito
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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