You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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