He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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