You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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