I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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