she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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