life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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