i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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