she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
did i just pee glitter
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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