i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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