jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
of course. lets lasso hookers.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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