so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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