Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
When are your genitals available?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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