Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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