I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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