Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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