How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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