i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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