goodnight i made you a song goodbye
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
please come you make the beer taste better
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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