Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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