If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Will exercising make me less horny?
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