if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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