Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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