Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I am spending my child support on dildos
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Randomize
