Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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