did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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