Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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