wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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