**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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