don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Boobs speak an international language.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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