Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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