I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
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I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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