My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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