dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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