Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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