theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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