Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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