I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
