Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
dude i'm inner monologue high
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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