A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
wanna go halves on a baby?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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