perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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