theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
