How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
do herpes really smell.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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