This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
i out mim tonsoeep
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