u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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