You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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