Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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