The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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